I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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