Sponge bath it is.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We left the knife in your bed.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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