You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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