if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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