smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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