she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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