I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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