Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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