She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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