It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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