So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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