I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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