nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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