He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Floor bacon is actually really good
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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