so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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