i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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