Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize