why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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