Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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