Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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