He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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