"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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