I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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