Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
