Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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