so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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