It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
How does one acquire holy water?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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