Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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