I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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