wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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