do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
