There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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