Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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