just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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