I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You're my little dorito
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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