Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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