I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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