Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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