then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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