Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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