Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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