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eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?

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(475): View more from Connecticut

just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles

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exact location. now.

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(949): View more from California

so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue

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(616): View more from Michigan

somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.

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(925): View more from California

Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??

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Yes. Yes it is.

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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.

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(510): View more from California

I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.

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(302): View more from Delaware

That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure

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