i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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