also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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