So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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