After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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