i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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