I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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