Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
She even gives head with a lisp.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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