Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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