hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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