quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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